Alexandria’s STAR “Diamond” has found out that you have been cheating on her with 5 different women over the past few years…. And she has now taken matters into her own hands. She has stalked each one of your nasty hoe’s and has turned each one into a goldfish. She then calls you and tells you that she has a huge surprise for you and that you need to come right over… Stupid you obviously does since you think she bought something for you… LOSER! You show up at her house, knock on the door, and Diamond greets you with a big hug. Then she shows you a bowl full of goldfish and asks you if you like them… Diamond then tells you that she turned all your nasty whore girlfriends into fish and YOU are next! Next thing you know, Diamond is holding you between her fingers… You try to get away but you can’t. She places you into the bowl and you are now swimming around with the other fish!!! She goes into the bedroom places the bowl down and tells you that she is going to let you think about what you have done to her over night and tomorrow morning, when she wakes up, she is going to torture you with HER MORNING BREATH!!! OMG… You hate bad breath!!! This has got to be a nightmare! But unfortunately for you, it is not a nightmare! Diamond wakes up and plucks each one of your nasty hoe’s out of the bowl and swallows them! You can see that she is breathing heavily on them and they are practically dying just because her breath is so bad! She breaths on your bowl and you can taste her bad breath in the water that you are swimming in! It’s finally your turn… You try to move your fish body from right to left to try and escape her clutches and her nasty breath. But it is too late, she places you in her mouth and covers your body with her disgusting smelling saliva and swallows you whole. Now that has got to be the absolute worst way to go!!! But that is what you get you two timing piece of shit!!
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