So Crush Goddess “Stefania” called me up yesterday to tell me that she was at the casino the other night and some lady came up to her and told her that she was a psychic and that she could see that someone had put a “love curse” on her! Poor Stefania was freaking out. She said the only way to remove this curse was to kill as many men as she could! She thinks it was probably a man that put this curse on her since the men she dates simply cannot appreciate her for the Goddess that she is! It’s not her fault that she is beautiful and you men can’t live up to her expectations! So Stefania takes 20 crawdads and removes them from this cruel world in hopes to remove this love curse so that maybe one day, Stefania will find her one true love…