OK, So I was so sick and tired of hearing about these men that Victoria was choosing as her boyfriends!!! Like total degenerates not worthy of her… And they would just hurt her, and I had to LISTEN TO IT!!! Well, I’ve had enough… I got all of her last 8 boyfriends and turned them all into HUGE goldfish! But I didn’t stop there, I even got her current boyfriend and turned him into an eel!!! I gave them to Victoria and told her that it’s time to rid this world of them… They don’t deserve to hurt another woman! Victoria likes this idea but wasn’t happy that I turned her current… “It’s only a matter of time before he hurts you too”, I tell her. I tell her that I am her best friend and she needs to swallow all these assholes down and then we’ll go out and find her a new one! And Victoria does just what I tell her – 8 LARGE FISH + AN EEL……
All I can say is “CHAMPION”………