Here’s a story for you… You know how I told you that my boyfriend and I broke up and I’ve been going to the gym all the time, well the other day guess who I ran into at the gym? Yup MY X! And guess who he asked about? NOT ME! His fucking fish!!! So I call up my girlfriend and I tell her the story, I also tell her that I just purchased a brand new pair of Nike sneakers and I am going to grind up his stupid pet fish into the grooves of my new sneaks! I hang up with her, go into the garage, put my new sneaks on, then I tell his pet fish that daddy was asking for them but unfortunately for them, they are going to be part of my workout routine! Once I get done working out ontop of their pathetic fucking bodies, I call up my x and ask him if he would like to see his pet fish!!!